oh my god this guy actually pisses me off so fucking much. i literally have like severe brain damage because of this freak of nature. he gives me like every single negative emotion all at once while simultaneously giving me the most humiliating boners of my life ive ever experienced. he is so fucking unfunny it actually makes me mad like all that observing humanity and your gay ass could not even figure out how to be funny. okay

but like the stupidest part about it all is that i get like cuteness aggression towards him but instead of its like "awww i want to pinch his cheeks" or whatever i want to throw him down a flight of stairs and hit him with a hammer really hard and shake him and then i need to bash my skull into the wall oh mt god. i feel so insane when i look at him.

literally all of my issues started because of him bruh i mean like i wasnt Normal before izaya but i was like at least somewhat better tan i am right now. i fell on my head when i was a baby (prolly more than once TBH) and it was like that was izaya implanting himseklf in my brain .

i wish i like knew what was going thru my head at 12 cause iu rly cant believe i looked at izaya orihara and i was like oh my god yes his fashion sense is abhorrent and he is so annoyung i really need to fuck him🤤🤤🤤 ok being honest it was prolly the emo cut and the raijin uniform that made him look emo as fuck cause i had like just came from bandom so yea

isnt my wife so cute though 🥰 hatred over now i will be nice becuase i love my wife

originally this page was intended to be quite normal and stuff but idk i just got mad at izaya and i had to do that. fwiw and i have always said this since idk like 2020 i would push him down the stairs yes bnut i would run to the bottom quickly so i could catch him and kiss him and nurse him back to health 😘💕